While eating I watched a few minutes of a football game. There was a silly beer commercial during it, which featured a lady attaching a flower to her husband's lapel with a nail gun.
But what REALLY scared me was that at the bottom of the screen it said "Do not attempt this yourself".
No shit. And you needed to tell us that.
On the other hand, after thinking about some of my patients, it's probably not a bad idea to put that warning up.