Mr. Idiot: "It works fine, but I don't like the side effects."
Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of side effects are you having?"
Mr. Idiot: "If I stop taking it, the pain comes back."
Friday, November 20, 2009
You Idiot
Mr. Idiot: "It works fine, but I don't like the side effects."
Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of side effects are you having?"
Mr. Idiot: "If I stop taking it, the pain comes back."
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Sweet bejeezus...It's people like this that make me think we should be allowed to cull the herd! We seriously need to start cleaning out the gene pool ;-)
I have that same side effect with alcohol. If I stop drinking, the drunken stupor tends to fade.
Perhaps you should inform this patient that they should stop breathing, as that is a guaranteed way to make the pain stop.
(...sound of me banging my head against the wall...)
How dumb can some people be?????
May I never be as ignorant with my neurologist as Dr. Grumpy's patients are with him!
Seriously G how do you not laugh in these peoples faces? Or at least sit there with a dumbfounded "how are you so stupid" look on your face?
I guess he figured it was like a course of antibiotics? Take 1 tid x 10 days and tada, your pain is gone forever?
If only it worked that way!
Oh my - I just discovered your blog, and immediately signed on.
I often want to ask my own incredibly harried G.P. if he is on crack cocaine, but I will definitely refrain after reading what you doctors go through.
Cheers!
She's going to list it as an allergy.
Really? You must be making this up...really.
Have a safe weekend. : )
Angelina- I wish.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I think he shared his level of intelligence for the guy who called 911 tonight claiming he was "assaulted and stabbed with a box cutter" only to discover that then english translation for what he said is better known in the medical field as a "paper cut to the pinky".
Oh, and I read through some older posts- i LOVE the "people of walmart" website. Have you seen the one about three or four pages from the end ofthe goat? Yeah, just a random goat. In a walmart. Cracks me up.
Stupid really should be a diagnosis.
I agree with Candice - "mental
subnormality NOS" (ICD-9 code
319) just doesn't give the same
satisfaction as "stupid".
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