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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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13 comments:
That is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time!!! Of course, being a pharmacist, my fave part is the list of allergies! Hysterical! You know what's crazy...we actually had a lady come in with three PAGES of allergies a few weeks ago. Some of the meds were things that were taken off the market forty years ago.
*priceless*
That was hilarious!
Sad but true!! It's funny...then it's just sad because some version of this happens daily in pharmacies and ER's around the country! I really like when she says she is allergic to employment and all non-narcotics!
He should have said, "How 'bout some cheese with that whine?"
Don't tell me you ER docs have become judges for dancing with the stars - I mean sickies? I mean you really have to watch and judge (or assess)those feeble dance moves - I mean seizures?
I've heard this song so many times, I almost could sing along.
Oh man Dr. Grumpy that had me cracking up! Very funny!
LOL.. I'm allergic to nonfat food too!!! Can I have some valium for that?
My word verification is vinni - that rhymes with skinny - can I have that valium now?
Must be tough to be allergic to "east."
Hard to get home from work. Wait, she's allergic to work, too.
Perfect.
Ahahahahaha that was awesome! I think that woman is a customer of my pharmacy for sure.
I am allergic to wind. . . and employment.
LOL!!
I'm having flashbacks from so many pharmacy moments that it just gave me a seizure.
YES! She has CP -- reminds me of my days on the cardiac floor! Especially the phenergan and meal tray request. Perfect. Our ER needs this doc.
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