Mr. Kreepy: "Viagra."
Dr. Grumpy: "Viagra isn't a pain medication."
Mr. Kreepy: "Yeah, but when I'm jacking off I don't notice the pain as much."
I need to learn not to ask. Sometimes I don't want to know. And the mental images are never pretty.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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Mr. Kreepy: "Viagra."
Dr. Grumpy: "Viagra isn't a pain medication."
Mr. Kreepy: "Yeah, but when I'm jacking off I don't notice the pain as much."
I need to learn not to ask. Sometimes I don't want to know. And the mental images are never pretty.
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I think it started with Phil Donahue, Riviera, Winfrey, Dr Phil, et al. Drop 'em drawers at the the drop of a hat.
"And while I'm on the subject, could you get some better magazines for your waiting room?"
Brain bleach, please. That is giving me a mental image I need to erase.
Wow. What do you say to something like that?
Helen- I move on, FAST, and ask them if they're allergic to any medications.
Excellent pain-management skill. Viagra should try to get the indication.
I have so much to look forward to during my clinical rotations....
I assume you recommend whacking off for migraines too ?
ERP- Not tonight, I've got a headache.
Your patient is a wise man.
Honesty. Refreshing and disturbing :P
That's actually pretty clever. And hilarious.
That's the kind of thing that would make me have to excuse myself so that I could go poke out my mind's eye. ;-)
I'd tell him not to take the Viagra for neck pain, because if it gets caught in his throat he might get a stiff neck.
What? I am allowed to make bad jokes, aren't I?
I thought that Viagra CAUSED neck pain, as in: I took a viagra but it got caught in my throat. I've had a stiff neck ever since.
Lots to be said for those endorphins. Lol
Sorry Frank, you beat me to the joke by a half-hour.
Wow! Really?
I am laughing so hard my kids think I'm demented!!! This is one of the few I can't read to them, either...But I am going to share it with all of my friends....
But. I. I mean... You know, i can't really fault the guy, but that -is- a little weird...
talk about a real whack job. Geez.
I have a mental filter that stops me seeing disturbing pictures. When everything else turns to crap, I reflect on what a great blessing this is.
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