tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3926506366955550465..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Idiocy in AmericaGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55864057597855148192009-11-10T03:38:07.348-05:002009-11-10T03:38:07.348-05:00Sadly, these warnings are necessary for insurance ...Sadly, these warnings are necessary for insurance purposes. Without them people would do silly stuff, and when they got injured they'd be saying "but nobody told me not to" and suing the heck out of the company involved. Costing the company, the courts and ultimately the taxpayers millions of dollars.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80635951325752575932009-11-10T03:28:03.049-05:002009-11-10T03:28:03.049-05:00Of course, you do not attempt this yourself. You g...Of course, you do not attempt this yourself. You get your wife to do this. Doesn't anybody pay attention?<br /><br /><i>which featured a lady attaching a flower to her husband's lapel with a nail gun.</i><br /><br />And apparently the <i>lady</i> is not Mrs. Youngman.<br /><br />Beer-wise, Stone Brewery has an ale that is just right for me. <a href="http://www.arrogantbastard.com/" rel="nofollow">And I am worthy.</a> :-)Rogue Medichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598646309630074992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20217188287597669432009-11-09T22:03:08.169-05:002009-11-09T22:03:08.169-05:00These warnings brought to you
by the drunk guys w...These warnings brought to you <br />by the drunk guys who tried to <br />trim the hedge with a lawnmower...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82545445812298131522009-11-09T21:07:40.640-05:002009-11-09T21:07:40.640-05:00Good Lord! I saw that too and had the same though...Good Lord! I saw that too and had the same thought. <br /><br />And, then I had that thought again when the next Bud light commercial came on with a dog driving a car...do not attempt.<br /><br />Seriously, are people that stupid? Oh, wait, scratch that comment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56600465941335859672009-11-09T18:21:12.645-05:002009-11-09T18:21:12.645-05:00I say go for it! The said lady later attempts to u...I say go for it! The said lady later attempts to use that on her man's genitals... errr, zipper. One less dumbass swimming in my gene pool, I say.Jennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2251725731515153742009-11-09T17:17:26.077-05:002009-11-09T17:17:26.077-05:00They need to get rid of that warning. I imagine if...They need to get rid of that warning. I imagine if we had less of those warnings on everything, we might end up with a much smarter population.Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05741235052315442520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5528615054812114962009-11-09T16:22:54.885-05:002009-11-09T16:22:54.885-05:00Anon, you can look this up on Snopes (it's tru...Anon, you can look this up on Snopes (it's true) - the reason for the sign telling you not to hang stuff on the shower head is because of a woman who hung her very heavy wedding dress off of the shower head at her hotel, breaking off the head and flooding an entire floor.Chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65945434542892655192009-11-09T12:50:12.183-05:002009-11-09T12:50:12.183-05:00Good one Hessoli Man, I agree completely. Bud Lig...Good one Hessoli Man, I agree completely. Bud Light and Coors Light are akin to beer-flavoured water. They should market them as "The Beer for people who don't like Beer!" Kinda like White Zinfindel....ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45612498133603810952009-11-09T11:52:15.361-05:002009-11-09T11:52:15.361-05:00Never mind the nail gun. They need the warning &q...Never mind the nail gun. They need the warning "Do not attempt this yourself" in the scene where the person drinks the Bud Light.The Hessoli Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67214676314686499692009-11-09T11:30:31.837-05:002009-11-09T11:30:31.837-05:00Lack of reading skills is one reason the universal...Lack of reading skills is one reason the universal "dont" sign (circle with line over whatever is prohibited) was invented.<br /><br />Just stayed at a hotel that had the symbol with a coat hanger on the ceiling near each sprinkler head. <br />There was also tiny lettering on the sign stating that hanging things on the sprinkler head would cause a flood.<br /><br />Guess someone must have already done it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74537789585840561882009-11-09T11:23:05.936-05:002009-11-09T11:23:05.936-05:00And don't forget - it is unwise to use your ha...And don't forget - it is unwise to use your hair blow dryer in the shower. At least that's what mine says.. it also warns that you shouldn't use while sleeping..The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70336074917536587632009-11-09T11:04:12.172-05:002009-11-09T11:04:12.172-05:00But that warning will only work on people who can ...But that warning will only work on people who can read.The Prersu Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62282159838726683512009-11-09T10:58:46.568-05:002009-11-09T10:58:46.568-05:00Pretty irresponsible ... not only about your patie...Pretty irresponsible ... not only about your patients who might possibly had inhibitory neurotransmitter - neuroreceptor functions at one time, but rather about those with an undeveloped frontal cortex.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com