Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thank You For Sharing

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take anything for the neck pain?"

Mr. Kreepy: "Viagra."

Dr. Grumpy: "Viagra isn't a pain medication."

Mr. Kreepy: "Yeah, but when I'm jacking off I don't notice the pain as much."

I need to learn not to ask. Sometimes I don't want to know. And the mental images are never pretty.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it started with Phil Donahue, Riviera, Winfrey, Dr Phil, et al. Drop 'em drawers at the the drop of a hat.

The Sphop Man said...

"And while I'm on the subject, could you get some better magazines for your waiting room?"

Anonymous said...

Brain bleach, please. That is giving me a mental image I need to erase.

Helen said...

Wow. What do you say to something like that?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Helen- I move on, FAST, and ask them if they're allergic to any medications.

Doctor D said...

Excellent pain-management skill. Viagra should try to get the indication.

PA Okay said...

I have so much to look forward to during my clinical rotations....

ERP said...

I assume you recommend whacking off for migraines too ?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

ERP- Not tonight, I've got a headache.

Old MD Girl said...

Your patient is a wise man.

Maha said...

Honesty. Refreshing and disturbing :P

Mr. Knucklehead said...

That's actually pretty clever. And hilarious.

student dr. blaze said...

That's the kind of thing that would make me have to excuse myself so that I could go poke out my mind's eye. ;-)

Frank, CPhT said...

I'd tell him not to take the Viagra for neck pain, because if it gets caught in his throat he might get a stiff neck.

What? I am allowed to make bad jokes, aren't I?

Anonymous said...

I thought that Viagra CAUSED neck pain, as in: I took a viagra but it got caught in my throat. I've had a stiff neck ever since.

RxKerBer said...

Lots to be said for those endorphins. Lol

Anonymous said...

Sorry Frank, you beat me to the joke by a half-hour.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Really?

Anonymous said...

I am laughing so hard my kids think I'm demented!!! This is one of the few I can't read to them, either...But I am going to share it with all of my friends....

Anonymous said...

But. I. I mean... You know, i can't really fault the guy, but that -is- a little weird...

Anonymous said...

talk about a real whack job. Geez.

Dragonfly said...

I have a mental filter that stops me seeing disturbing pictures. When everything else turns to crap, I reflect on what a great blessing this is.

 
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