We took the kids to a sporting event today. After a while Mrs. Grumpy sent me to get drinks and nachos.
So I'm standing in line at the counter, with one guy ahead of me, buying a hot dog. I overheard this:
Mr. Hotdogbuyer: "It's $5.95 for THAT dinky hot dog! Geez, my dick is bigger than that!"
Counter girl: "I certainly hope so, sir."
Random moment #2
We stopped at Target to get assorted junk. Up in front they had various holiday gift sets. One of them was a "sampler set" in a green and red box with snowflakes on it.
What was it a bunch of samples of? Beer? Chocolates? Coffee?
Nope. Deodorant. Had 5-7 things of deodorant, different brands and scents. I swear.
If someone gave that to you, what would you think?