Dr. Grumpy: "Fred, the last time you were here, in June, your wife was complaining that the Neurontin made you irritable. How has that been going?"
Fred: "It's fine now. I left her."
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, you what?"
Fred: "Well, she told me it was either her or the Neurontin, and I decided I liked Neurontin better."