Mr. Veefdubya: "I need to make an appointment to see the doctor."
Mary: "Okay, we can see you tomorrow, or..."
Mr. Veefdubya: "WHAT? YOU'RE OPEN ON VETERAN'S DAY?!!!"
Mary: "Um, yes, sir."
Mr. Veefdubya: "That's unbelievable! And disrespectful! And rude!"
Mary: "I'm sorry, sir, we..."
Mr. Veefdubya: "It's a national holiday! You should be at a parade! Or cemetery! Or a nursing home! You should be honoring and thanking the veterans who sacrificed for our freedom! I'm a veteran, and I'm personally offended that you're open on Wednesday!"
Mary: "I'm sorry, sir, and thank you for serving. Would you like to come in Thursday instead?"
Mr. Veefdubya: "No, tomorrow is fine. I don't have anything else planned. What time should I be there?"