Thursday, December 2, 2010

More gift ideas

You've overdone it at the luau. You had WAY too much pineapple, roast pork, poi, rum, and cheap beer.

And the pork was sitting out far too long when you went back for thirds, and now you've got salmonella. With serious gastrointestinal disturbances of the type not portrayed on dinner plates.

So what should you use while spending a few hours in the bathroom? Not just any old toilet paper, but Luau TP!




Yes, for only $2.99/roll you can have festive luau-themed toilet paper to remind you why you're in this situation in the first place.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

(Long time lurker, first time poster. I <3 your blog, Dr. Grumpy! Anyhow...)

Do you have a link to this? I have a friend who is not aware that she needs it for Christmas.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

You can order it here. Also available in wedding and patriotic prints.

Hookin It With Mr. Lick Lick said...

Very pretty but doesn't look very softy even though it's 2-ply.

Gen said...

We have "HO HO HO" TP just for the holidays. Though, it's for decoration only. We tell the kids to leave it alone, in case Santa needs to go potty.

Anonymous said...

I hate to think of how many oldsters here in FL are ordering this "cute" tp?

The Mother said...

"ONLY" $2.99 a roll? I'll take ten.

Does the dye come off on your rear? That could be fun.

Anonymous said...

This cr ass commercialism really rubs me the wrong way.

Anonymous said...

That there's why pig ain't kosher y'all.

Happy Dreidel spinning

Jon said...

That's some of the prettiest moon floss I've ever seen!

wv - persin - someone who lives a less than exemplary lifestyle.

R.May said...

I admit it I would buy it. But then I have lawn flamingos for every season. The reindeer-mingos are currently gracing the lawn. My neighbors hate me : )

Anonymous said...

I thought colored TP was linked to anal cancer?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

So use your hands, instead.

Anonymous said...

Use my hands? Certainly not! I'll use plain TP as usual.

IMQTPI said...

I'd been wondering what to get my sister for Christmas! We always try to out-kitsch one another - and yes, she did give me pink plastic flamingos one year! (Ahh, but I gave her a black velvet Elvis painting as a wedding gift!)

This oughtta do it! THANKS!!!

terri c said...

Well I dunno, it doesn't really scream "luau" at me, but if I spent a night with a GI virus and had to look at it the whole time I would need Behavioral Health treatment. The patriotic one, though... Think I need to do some research!

Anonymous said...

before i saw the legs, i thought the flamingos were skunks. better that way.

 
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