Monday, December 6, 2010

Another day at the office

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in your family?"

Mr. Cowboy: "My dad was gored by a bull."

Dr. Grumpy: "Anyone have a stroke, or diabetes?"

Mr. Cowboy: "Same bull gored my brother, too."

Dr. Grumpy: "I hope you stay away from him."

Mr. Cowboy: "I ate him."

17 comments:

Mugdha said...

What a perfect vaccine for bull-goring.

Anonymous said...

and check out my leather jacket. unfortunately the gloves wore out long ago.

Charles CĂ©leste Hutchins said...

The bull was clearly acting in self-defense.

SuFu said...

HA! That's funny right there. (Bad Larry the Cable Guy reference)

The Mother said...

I keep thinking about the joke about the guy who walks into a restaurant in Spain after the bull fight...

Anonymous said...

Dr. Grumpy - you need to find out what it is about you that attracts these, errhhh, special people.

Anonymous said...

Karma!

Kelpee said...

Dr. Lumpy?

Packer said...

Hate to be such a Naysayer--Grumpy, but I say this whole story is Bulls%!^.

23 Skidoo said...

I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate to ask "What's eating you"? at this juncture...

ERP said...

Did he eat the bull or his brother?

Watercolor said...

Good eatin!! lol!

Anonymous said...

I'm with Packer. Bulls make terrible eating. Anyway it is something of an overreaction to kill the bull; why not just have the horns removed? Why wasn't the bull dehorned after it gored the father? My diagnosis is (a) stupid (for not dehorning after the first instance) (2) vindictive (for killing the bull) and (3) a liar because the whole story came from the hole under a bull's tail.

Galel said...

first,bulls don't make terrible eating, its pretty descent.
second, if a bull killed my dad and my brother, i wouldn't just de-horn him, i would definitely kill him.
the eating just adds that special vindictive/crazy/cool factor.
and third...that definitely sounds like something i would do!
go cowboy dude!.

p,s: what did he come from? brain infection due to larve found in bull flesh? now that would be ironic!

Anonymous said...

You want a recipe for cooking bull meat? You put it in a big pot with an old leather boot. You boil it for four days or until the boot leather is soft. Then you throw out the bull meat and eat the boot.

Doctor Blondie said...

Sounds like effective prevention to me.

ShrinkingDoc said...

At least he's smarter than his father and brother!

 
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