Thursday, December 23, 2010

Today's featured gift #2

Do you miss your college apartment, with the leaky toilet that spontaneously flushed every hour (sometimes more)? Neither do I.

But if you do, now you can buy a clock that will recreate the experience!

Yes, for only $24.98 you can recreate that "cheap apartment with the alcoholic repairman who can never fix the damn thing" feel. Clock does not include rodents, sexually loud neighbors, or intoxicated roommate listening to Metallica at 3:00 a.m.


Li'l Azathoth said...

I'd rather buy the clock that plays Metallica at 3:00 am. At least anything up through the Black Album.

Anonymous said...

Why? Why, why, why?

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone find this funny? It's just dumb.

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