For some strange reason (I'm thinking the sleep-deprived-stressed-out-grad-student look), I get attacked by vendors at the mall with those things. They walk towards me with the massagers held up high, pointing at my head, telling me in a soothing, creepy voice to try it, it's fun!
Those actually feel good! I bought one as a gag when I was in Australia (it was called Orgasmatron, which is too much promised but it's nice enough for something that inevitably ends up catching dust in a box).
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA Mary: My Awesome Secretary Ed: The office fish Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with Mrs. Grumpy:My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse) Frank, Craig, and Marie:The Grumpy Tribe Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
15 comments:
hee hee ... I got head massagers for my brothers for xmas....and spam
Don't knock it 'til you try it. Those things are heavenly!
I love those things. Amazing!
For some strange reason (I'm thinking the sleep-deprived-stressed-out-grad-student look), I get attacked by vendors at the mall with those things. They walk towards me with the massagers held up high, pointing at my head, telling me in a soothing, creepy voice to try it, it's fun!
Aaagh!
Those things tickle me so bad! I can't use them, but my sister loves it.
Geez. People will buy anything. But,...this actually does feel amazing!
I don't like those things that much, but my girlfriend swears by them.
Never seen one so complicated but we have a couple simple ones.
My hair would be so entangled in the ends of those wires I’d have to cut it to get it free !~!
I tried one.... loved it!!
I've always thought that!
<>< Katie
Those actually feel good! I bought one as a gag when I was in Australia (it was called Orgasmatron, which is too much promised but it's nice enough for something that inevitably ends up catching dust in a box).
I wonder if it would make my Chia Pet grow faster...
is it just me, or does the second picture have the lady looking a little toooooooo happy...
These things are awesome!
Post a Comment