Mr. Gezundheit: (sneezes, blows nose) "Yeah, I caught this cold from my wife."
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Genetics 101
Mr. Gezundheit: (sneezes, blows nose) "Yeah, I caught this cold from my wife."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Any illnesses run in your family?"
Mr. Gezundheit: (sneezes, blows nose) "Yeah, I caught this cold from my wife."
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Mr. Gezundheit: (sneezes, blows nose) "Yeah, I caught this cold from my wife."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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8 comments:
LOL... well it does run in the family....
C. RN
::head:laptop:: Well, that's what you get when you marry cousins!!
well at least you learned that the STUPID runs in the family. i don't know how the heck you chart that so you'll be warned next time you see one of them - is there a secret medical acronym for "not very smart"?
LMAO, thats some nasty X-linked recessive s###
"But I gave her the clap, so it all evens out."
Why is diarrhoea hereditary? Because it runs in your jeans. Ho Ho Ho.
Nurse Bukowski
I will never forget a lecture in my residency when the immunology prof hypothesized that the MHC complex (then HLA, but I'm dating myself, yet again) evolved for the purpose of keeping people in close quarters from passing colds back and forth.
Those of us who had kids just howled.
On the outside, I'm groaning at Nurse Bukowski's joke. Because I'm all mature and stuff. But on the inside, I'm laughing like a 10-year-old boy. **snicker**
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