Mr. Cowboy: "My dad was gored by a bull."
Dr. Grumpy: "Anyone have a stroke, or diabetes?"
Mr. Cowboy: "Same bull gored my brother, too."
Dr. Grumpy: "I hope you stay away from him."
Mr. Cowboy: "I ate him."
Monday, December 6, 2010
Another day at the office
Mr. Cowboy: "My dad was gored by a bull."
Dr. Grumpy: "Anyone have a stroke, or diabetes?"
Mr. Cowboy: "Same bull gored my brother, too."
Dr. Grumpy: "I hope you stay away from him."
Mr. Cowboy: "I ate him."
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What a perfect vaccine for bull-goring.
and check out my leather jacket. unfortunately the gloves wore out long ago.
The bull was clearly acting in self-defense.
HA! That's funny right there. (Bad Larry the Cable Guy reference)
I keep thinking about the joke about the guy who walks into a restaurant in Spain after the bull fight...
Dr. Grumpy - you need to find out what it is about you that attracts these, errhhh, special people.
Karma!
Dr. Lumpy?
Hate to be such a Naysayer--Grumpy, but I say this whole story is Bulls%!^.
I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate to ask "What's eating you"? at this juncture...
Did he eat the bull or his brother?
Good eatin!! lol!
I'm with Packer. Bulls make terrible eating. Anyway it is something of an overreaction to kill the bull; why not just have the horns removed? Why wasn't the bull dehorned after it gored the father? My diagnosis is (a) stupid (for not dehorning after the first instance) (2) vindictive (for killing the bull) and (3) a liar because the whole story came from the hole under a bull's tail.
first,bulls don't make terrible eating, its pretty descent.
second, if a bull killed my dad and my brother, i wouldn't just de-horn him, i would definitely kill him.
the eating just adds that special vindictive/crazy/cool factor.
and third...that definitely sounds like something i would do!
go cowboy dude!.
p,s: what did he come from? brain infection due to larve found in bull flesh? now that would be ironic!
You want a recipe for cooking bull meat? You put it in a big pot with an old leather boot. You boil it for four days or until the boot leather is soft. Then you throw out the bull meat and eat the boot.
Sounds like effective prevention to me.
At least he's smarter than his father and brother!
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