Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Biting my tongue

"This all started at the local golf tournament. I'd forgotten my own set of clubs, and so when we got to the tee I had to use my husband's, and was angry that I'd left mine at home. Anyway, with everyone watching, I yanked out my husband's club and began waving it around, just as a joke. I think I hurt my hand because of the way I was holding it."
Posted by Grumpy, M.D. at 12:41 PM

8 comments:

Old MD Girl said...

Hey, at least she's honest. Once I cut my scalp open because I tripped on one of my shoes. See, after I tripped on it, I got really mad and picked it up to throw it across the room. As I was throwing it, I hit my head with the pointy corner on the heel, ripping my scalp open. Not one of my finer moments.

And also, scalps bleed a lot.

May 4, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said...

psychosomatic pain from not liking her husbands "club"?

May 4, 2010 at 1:18 PM
Grumpy, M.D. said...

No, she hurt her wrist, likely a sprain.

More just the vaguely obscene nature of her narrative that (almost) made me giggle.

May 4, 2010 at 1:23 PM
Cthulhu Sashimi said...

But you should have seen how her husband looked after the incident.

May 4, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Anonymous said...

what a crock!
all golf tournament rules state u have to use your own clubs, not someone elses.
but makes a good story anyway.

May 4, 2010 at 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...

it went from putter to driver. how nice that she has a name for it. and in front of everyone...

May 4, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Julie said...

i got it Dr Grumpy ... what does that say your your mind & mine???

May 4, 2010 at 9:45 PM
ndenunz said...

Did she have to borrow his balls, too?

May 5, 2010 at 12:28 PM

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