Monday, May 10, 2010

So you came here instead

Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you, sir?"

Mr. Orchid: "My balls hurt. And my di..., um, penis, does, too."

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you seen a urologist?"

Mr. Orchid: "No. My internist told me to, but I was too embarrassed to call one. So I thought I'd start here."

21 comments:

The Mother said...

You ARE multitalented.

Anonymous said...

maybe you should refer him to this expert from May 5th http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/2010/05/does-he-take-your-insurance.html

terri c said...

Four syllables... Sounds like...

Wv: fonad--instead of gonad?

Anonymous said...

NEUR-ologist, UR-ologist, well at least they sound alike even if they deal with opposite ends of the body...

mcduckvet said...

Well, we all know where a guy's brains really live,....

WV - Scrate.
Is that what happens to your knee when you fall down while skating>

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA! LMAO! Send him to the guy who advertises on the baseball park's urinals or the one who runs March Madness vasectomy specials.

Moose said...

LUCKY YOU!!

Refer him to a Urologist then you can say, "I didn't do dick today."

Anonymous said...

Most men's brains ARE in their dicks anyway, right??

Anonymous said...

Was he practicing telling someone his balls and di--penis hurt?

Wv: damiti As in, "Damn it, I knew I should have have stayed in bed today."

me said...

Appropriate... they say a man's brains are in his di...,penis...

JK!

Oh, lordy!! WV is proturp!!!

Li'l Azathoth said...

"Then next week, I'm seeing the otolaryngologist, then the week after that I'm seeing the cardiologist, then the week after that I'm seeing the gastroenterologist..."

Anonymous said...

So, what did you do? Examine him or send him elsewhere?

pharmacy chick said...

was it HARD for him to COME see you?

ok that was bad.....

ERP said...

don't tell me you ordered an MR of his wang?

Old MD Girl said...

Well, they do rhyme, Must be the same thing, right?

Alex said...

Well it sounds like the internist told him to go see ANY UROLOGIST and the patient took that to be N E UROLOGIST.

Yeah, 3 years into biology for medicine and that's the best I can do.

:-p

Anonymous said...

Perhaps when Mary booked the appointment, pt wanted his "head" examined. Seems only logical

ER's Mom said...

So did you pull Dr Pissy into the room? You two, after all, are a one-stop shop.
;)

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Dr. Pissy isn't a urologist. The name just fits him.

Anonymous said...

You are a "head" doctor....

Sallie

jonathan said...

u should have given him a barium enema in his ureter opening.

 
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