Mr. Orchid: "My balls hurt. And my di..., um, penis, does, too."
Dr. Grumpy: "Have you seen a urologist?"
Mr. Orchid: "No. My internist told me to, but I was too embarrassed to call one. So I thought I'd start here."
Monday, May 10, 2010
So you came here instead
Mr. Orchid: "My balls hurt. And my di..., um, penis, does, too."
Dr. Grumpy: "Have you seen a urologist?"
Mr. Orchid: "No. My internist told me to, but I was too embarrassed to call one. So I thought I'd start here."
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You ARE multitalented.
maybe you should refer him to this expert from May 5th http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com/2010/05/does-he-take-your-insurance.html
Four syllables... Sounds like...
Wv: fonad--instead of gonad?
NEUR-ologist, UR-ologist, well at least they sound alike even if they deal with opposite ends of the body...
Well, we all know where a guy's brains really live,....
WV - Scrate.
Is that what happens to your knee when you fall down while skating>
HA HA HA! LMAO! Send him to the guy who advertises on the baseball park's urinals or the one who runs March Madness vasectomy specials.
LUCKY YOU!!
Refer him to a Urologist then you can say, "I didn't do dick today."
Most men's brains ARE in their dicks anyway, right??
Was he practicing telling someone his balls and di--penis hurt?
Wv: damiti As in, "Damn it, I knew I should have have stayed in bed today."
Appropriate... they say a man's brains are in his di...,penis...
JK!
Oh, lordy!! WV is proturp!!!
"Then next week, I'm seeing the otolaryngologist, then the week after that I'm seeing the cardiologist, then the week after that I'm seeing the gastroenterologist..."
So, what did you do? Examine him or send him elsewhere?
was it HARD for him to COME see you?
ok that was bad.....
don't tell me you ordered an MR of his wang?
Well, they do rhyme, Must be the same thing, right?
Well it sounds like the internist told him to go see ANY UROLOGIST and the patient took that to be N E UROLOGIST.
Yeah, 3 years into biology for medicine and that's the best I can do.
:-p
Perhaps when Mary booked the appointment, pt wanted his "head" examined. Seems only logical
So did you pull Dr Pissy into the room? You two, after all, are a one-stop shop.
;)
Dr. Pissy isn't a urologist. The name just fits him.
You are a "head" doctor....
Sallie
u should have given him a barium enema in his ureter opening.
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