"Some dogs have very good eyesight. Because of this, they can hear in the dark."
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Sounds good, Frank
"Some dogs have very good eyesight. Because of this, they can hear in the dark."
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Frank had to write a report about dogs for school, and asked me to proofread it for him. I discovered this:
"Some dogs have very good eyesight. Because of this, they can hear in the dark."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
"Some dogs have very good eyesight. Because of this, they can hear in the dark."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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17 comments:
He'll be writing those ground-breaking medical articles in no time.
Tell Frank that my dog's vision is a bit impaired due to her long hair, but she can still hear in the dark.
CardioNP
Words of wisdom
Where can I get one of these synthesia dogs?
You have to block wikipeda from your computer!
Too funny! I second GunDiva's comment.
@ GunDiva - you stole my comment! :)
Well that answers it doesn't it? There ought to be a name for that sort of "typo--" where the brain substitutes a different but related word.
Children are awesome. I'd really like to hear the thought process that went into this sentence.
Those of us who wear glasses and have to put them on to answer the phone in the middle of the night understand his argument completely. Ha!
Picky, picky!
He'll make an outstanding ENT doctor lol
Do NOT give him a dope-slap!
It's obvious that the ones already administered have worked - he's a dope!
Say - isn't tyhere some sort of rule against neurologists creating their own patients?
stay safe.
some dogs have very good eyesight, only when marie put hair chips on the dog :p
yes, but do they hear well in the light?
"Some dogs have very good eyesight. Because of this, they can hear in the dark."
Sounds like his future is in marketing, or management. :)
Sounds like my boy-genius after one of the newer star-wars movies we got programs/making-of booklets.
He looks at the actor that played the older Annakin and says "No wonder they picked him to play Annakin, he looks just like him."
BWAAAHAHAHA
Same kid, as a munchkin told his gradma that "You know, if they'd move those "Deer Crossing" signs, maybe the deer would not cross there."
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