Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Memorial Day, 2010
- Insurance premiums at work
- May 29, 1914
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- Dear BCBS insurance company,
- More priorities
- Department of Redundant Radiology Department
- Mary, you're fired. Again.
- Tuesday night, 11:57 p.m.
- Comedy in the afternoon
- The lost month
- Patient quote of the day
- Shameless Plug
- Overheard at the hospital
- Randomness from the road
- Did we take our Ritalin today?
- On call
- My readers write
- Music to be Grumpy by
- Another fine patient quote
- Attention well-meaning sister!
- History Fail
- Skool Nerse Time
- Yo ho and a bottle o' pee!
- What the hell?
- Not a good sign
- Attention Drug Reps!
- Society pages
- The men on the flying trapeze
- Friday night, 10:57 p.m.
- Must need a helluva big pill bottle
- Dear Dr. Worthless,
- Compromising and Improvising
- Some days I can't win
- Attention staff!
- Wednesday Afternoon
- Confused, possibly hallucinating. Not incontinent ...
- Kate's Desk
- Department of Redundancy Department
- Calendar WTF?
- Come on, I hadn't even had a Diet Coke yet
- So you came here instead
- Once upon a time...
- Mother's day is over! Get back to work!
- Mother's Day at the Grumpy House
- Doc, can we stop for some water?
- Why I'm a neurologist, Reason #27
- Skool Nerse Time
- Hmm... Do you think it's your allergies?
- Skool Nerse Time
- Priorities
- Attention Hospital Staff!
- Helping the handicapped
- Annie's Desk, May 5, 2010
- Does he take your insurance?
- Medical Research
- New word of the day
- Biting my tongue
- Convalescense
- Things that make me grumpy
- Continuing Medical Education
- Sounds good, Frank
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12 comments:
IV Diet Coke?? :) Hang in there...
I feel your pain and absolutely HATE call. I hope it's a quiet one for you!
1 hour and counting left here, how about you?
Diet Coke don't fail me now!
Hang in there! :) All the best!
Was that supposed to be Dory singing in Finding Nemo?
You got that right. Just keep swimming and you won't drown. Hang in there!
Towards the shore or away from it?
No matter.....this just giv es me a chance to thank you mightily for all the madness you pass on. You are, indeed, a joy.
Great, now I have Mack the Knife stuck in my head. Gorram neurology sharks swimming around...
Today's captcha word is: portembr. I was born in the month of portembr.
Gack, I am on overnights for the next 4 nights. We we don't get sleep anymore. They took our bedrooms away and moved in a national lab that we now HAVE to use. Not only do I not have a bed, I have to wait 2 hours for labs rather than 10 minutes.
Have a good call night.
What do we do
We swim, swim, swim.
Dory is very cool.
Moose- when I saw this post, I misread it as "Let's Go Swimming," the lyrics to a popular (if you are six years old) Laurie Berkner song. Nothing like getting kids' music stuck in your head at 8:30 in the morning!
WV: redles. Perhaps my hair? Formerly red, now graying?
I shall call you Squishy.
After having watched recently "Finding Nemo - the musical" at Disney's Animal Kingdom (bunch of people running around stage holding stuffed animals = bizarre)....these words have a whole new meaning!!!
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