Mrs. Neologism: "No, my family doesn't have any hereditarialistic diseases."
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
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Mrs. Neologism: "No, my family doesn't have any hereditarialistic diseases."
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Mrs. Neologism: "No, my family doesn't have any hereditarialistic diseases."
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Mrs. Neologism: "No, my family doesn't have any hereditarialistic diseases."
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
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Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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11 comments:
Maybe he is adoptiated?
I wonder if they share a propensity for neologism?
"My cousin married a hereditarialist, and my aunt and uncle disowned her."
so does she move her right side normally?
So I guess he doesn't take alphosphosperazam or atenanananol or white pills because the people who have those illnesses request those refills on our voice mail.
expialidocious
that's about as bad as my boyfriend telling me he was "immunocatherized"...and that his NP told him he needed to take Midol...he meant Motrin
That's a perfect example of someone trying to sound smart and having it backfire completely.
Um, is that a real word? or did he mean Hereditarianism? ...and thanks for introducing me to Neologism!!
My funniest was the neuro ICU patient who wanted to refuse care & shouted "I know my prostitutional rights!!"
Maybe he is French. I'm one of them and we have pronouncialistic problems.
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