Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Biting my tongue

"This all started at the local golf tournament. I'd forgotten my own set of clubs, and so when we got to the tee I had to use my husband's, and was angry that I'd left mine at home. Anyway, with everyone watching, I yanked out my husband's club and began waving it around, just as a joke. I think I hurt my hand because of the way I was holding it."

8 comments:

Old MD Girl said...

Hey, at least she's honest. Once I cut my scalp open because I tripped on one of my shoes. See, after I tripped on it, I got really mad and picked it up to throw it across the room. As I was throwing it, I hit my head with the pointy corner on the heel, ripping my scalp open. Not one of my finer moments.

And also, scalps bleed a lot.

Anonymous said...

psychosomatic pain from not liking her husbands "club"?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

No, she hurt her wrist, likely a sprain.

More just the vaguely obscene nature of her narrative that (almost) made me giggle.

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

But you should have seen how her husband looked after the incident.

Anonymous said...

what a crock!
all golf tournament rules state u have to use your own clubs, not someone elses.
but makes a good story anyway.

Anonymous said...

it went from putter to driver. how nice that she has a name for it. and in front of everyone...

Julie said...

i got it Dr Grumpy ... what does that say your your mind & mine???

ndenunz said...

Did she have to borrow his balls, too?

 
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