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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
"He's flatlining! I mean flatbreading!"
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While not available as a gift, I have to admit this design concept "defibrillator toaster" by Shay Carmon would be totally awesome to have.
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
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Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
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17 comments:
Yes, but how do you toast a bagel?
History Doc - Maybe use the defib patches instead of paddles? Kind of wrap the patch around the bagel half?
Dr. Grumpy - I soooooooo wish this was available for Christmas!
As anyone who has read "The House of God" knows, "Better living through electricity" is the way to go!!!
A perfect gift for the EMTs in your life...
ah yes, perfect for emerg tea room, might have to put that to the manager! (the request not the toaster, although...)
Why can't I buy this? I NEED it!!!
Want!
I totally want one of those.
Bobbie - so right! I've been looking - where can I get one, does anyone know? It is perfect for my UK paramedic daughter's new kitchen - does it come for our voltage?
"I NEED 50 CC OF BUTTER AND JAM! STAT!"
LOL Paramedic!
How funny and cute is this!!
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!
It smacks of too much work to me. Think a traditional toaster would be easier. It's a cute concept though and would make a great gift for cardiologists or cardiac nurses, as well as EMTs. Now for neurologists, just make your toast in a mini toaster MRI machine, or maybe that's more for neuroradiologists.
I think I want to buy this and put it my ICU's break room!
It seems like fun now, but just wait until you have to explain the toast-shaped burns on the patients.
I would buy it!!
Too fun! I'd have to donate one for Local Small Hospital's staff break room. As for myself...WANT!
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