IT'S A FUCKING LOG, PEOPLE!
The web site creatively notes that it comes "fully assembled" and (for those who feel guilty) is from "naturally fallen cypress trees."
To me, that's like saying your steak came from a cow that died of natural causes.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
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IT'S A FUCKING LOG, PEOPLE!
The web site creatively notes that it comes "fully assembled" and (for those who feel guilty) is from "naturally fallen cypress trees."
To me, that's like saying your steak came from a cow that died of natural causes.
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Wow, it looks so life like! Does it come in Aspen as well??
It's the ultimate in low-maintenance houseplants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0kWqJJZa4
Anon 7:30 AM, you beat me to it with the "Log" video. :)
But it's a pretty log.
My apologies for being anon, i hadn't had enough coffee yet to fully function lol
Naturally fallen? So for that money you don't even get an ARTISENAL Side Table?
It's better than bad, it's good!
(but is it artisan?)
Thanks for the laugh!
A Ren and Stimpy production:
What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
log log log
Good grief, come out to the Oregon Coast, I'm sure we can find you one for free or at the most, dirt cheap.
He he, log....
Came for the Ren and Stimpy reference, leaving satisfied.
Speaking of Ren Hoek, I wonder how many times a day Dr G, Annie and Mary think "You Eeeeeediot!"
I live in the middle of a National Forest. I am going to be rich if a lot of people are stupid!
And I am sure it was made by artisans.
I'm glad I didn't have to be the one to make the Ren and Stimpy reference. That would've made me quite sad.
With authentic knothole accents!
It doubles as fuel in hard times
Does it come pre-loaded with termites?
It does double as a scratching-post for cats, you know.
repeat- nothing is better than log.
For that money, they could've made it into an unupholstered ottoman, or end-table with pullout drawer. However, I think I'd be glad they didn't think legs were necessary.
I need something like that to pound metal on, but for $200? I can pick something up by the side of the road when the trees start taking out our power lines this winter.
Everyone knows it's log.
littlefoot
I am alog. Uhhh... Ummm.. I mean 'agog'. Suddenly my woodpile is beginning to look like a spectacular investment. :P
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