Thursday, December 15, 2011
Great drug rep moments
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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7 comments:
Bwahaha, it is nice to have a little honesty from time to time. The one thing I miss about working in a doctor's office is all the free pens.
I've been noticing this 'slip-up' (? Freudian slip) oftener and oftener lately. Have we come to a 'kinder and' more honest impasse? (certainly not 'gentler time'!!)
Drug reps are the bane of us pharmacy peeps existence: pushing overly priced drugs that no one would use with out their little coupons. I miss the days of samples!!!
Rule one of dealing in sodium pentothal: never, never, NEVER start sampling your own merchandise.
Dr. Cheech meet drug rep Chong
He's tellin' it like it is.
Reminds me of my daughter's Christmas Wish list. She presented it to me the other day and one of the items read, "A Angry Brid Shit." I told her she was missing a letter in the last word, so she came over and put an "e" at the end, so now it read "Shite." I then informed her that she was still missing a letter. She came back to where I was sitting, put a caret up above and wrote the "r" between the "h" and the "i."
I gave up and stifled a giggle and lost it in private. LOL Man I love that little girl.
Love drug reps, when we have quiet days (especially on OBGYN calls) our consultants make the reps talk to the students. Needless to say we can't authorise anything, but we get the free highlighters and what not, so it's cool.
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