Doctor Grumpy in the House: "He's flatlining! I mean flatbreading!"

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

"He's flatlining! I mean flatbreading!"

While not available as a gift, I have to admit this design concept "defibrillator toaster" by Shay Carmon would be totally awesome to have.

CLEAR!!!

Thank you, Tab!

17 comments:

History Doc said...: Yes, but how do you toast a bagel?; December 14, 2011 at 9:26 PM
Sara said...: History Doc - Maybe use the defib patches instead of paddles? Kind of wrap the patch around the bagel half?

Dr. Grumpy - I soooooooo wish this was available for Christmas!; December 14, 2011 at 10:09 PM
bobbie said...: As anyone who has read "The House of God" knows, "Better living through electricity" is the way to go!!!
A perfect gift for the EMTs in your life...; December 14, 2011 at 10:14 PM
Mrs A said...: ah yes, perfect for emerg tea room, might have to put that to the manager! (the request not the toaster, although...); December 14, 2011 at 10:50 PM
hoodnurse said...: Why can't I buy this? I NEED it!!!; December 15, 2011 at 1:08 AM
Knot Telling said...: Want!; December 15, 2011 at 2:19 AM
Sandra P. said...: I totally want one of those.; December 15, 2011 at 3:47 AM
Eileen said...: Bobbie - so right! I've been looking - where can I get one, does anyone know? It is perfect for my UK paramedic daughter's new kitchen - does it come for our voltage?; December 15, 2011 at 7:14 AM
PARAMEDIC said...: "I NEED 50 CC OF BUTTER AND JAM! STAT!"; December 15, 2011 at 7:16 AM
Cheryl said...: LOL Paramedic!; December 15, 2011 at 8:30 AM
Technically Insane said...: How funny and cute is this!!; December 15, 2011 at 8:56 AM
wassergarten said...: I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!; December 15, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Anonymous said...: It smacks of too much work to me. Think a traditional toaster would be easier. It's a cute concept though and would make a great gift for cardiologists or cardiac nurses, as well as EMTs. Now for neurologists, just make your toast in a mini toaster MRI machine, or maybe that's more for neuroradiologists.; December 15, 2011 at 5:42 PM
Nurse Kitty said...: I think I want to buy this and put it my ICU's break room!; December 15, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Ledasmom said...: It seems like fun now, but just wait until you have to explain the toast-shaped burns on the patients.; December 16, 2011 at 9:35 AM
arzt4empfaenger said...: I would buy it!!; December 16, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Anonymous said...: Too fun! I'd have to donate one for Local Small Hospital's staff break room. As for myself...WANT!; December 17, 2011 at 4:17 PM

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