Dr. Grumpy: "You mean retired?"
Mrs. Patient: "Whatever."
Friday, December 2, 2011
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Dr. Grumpy: "You mean retired?"
Mrs. Patient: "Whatever."
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Mrs. Patient: "My husband and I are both retarded."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean retired?"
Mrs. Patient: "Whatever."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean retired?"
Mrs. Patient: "Whatever."
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
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Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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10 comments:
The "Whatever" reply means she was correct the first time.
I could be wrong of course, but I really don't think so
What Mike Looney said.
Did you see Borat? That was one of the skits in the movie. I found it fairly hysterical.
Her whatever meant, take it as you may, but I really mean retarded...
Probably both
Wow! That would make a KILLER "Family Circus" joke! I can already see the adorable expression on Jeffy's face as he offers up this endearing malapropism as a gift to brighten the mornings of my millions of readers! Gotta get this down on paper ASAP! Oh, wait, I just remembered that I died 3 weeks ago. Dammit.
'Whatever' means 'Both versions are right' apparently.
Can't they be both?
Should should have asked "you mean mentally challenged?"
Dr. Kill:
You should know better than to use long words that confuse uneducated people, such as "asked".....
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