HOW TO GO TO JAIL
1. Drive a car with really loud exhaust pipes, so I'll notice you. AND
2. Have license plates on your car that, when I run the number, come back to a completely different color, year, make and model car. AND
3. Have a suspended driver's license. AND
4. Have no insurance on your car. AND
5. Have 2 pounds of marijuana, a supply of baggies, and a scale in plain view on your back seat.