Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Today's criminal tip

Okay, when committing a robbery, there are some things you shouldn't leave at the scene.

Like your diploma...

8 comments:

Packer said...

The value of having a GED just took a shot.

Loren Pechtel said...

Alternately, steal enemies' ID, commit another crime and leave the ID behind.

D. said...

Unless he'd gotten it recently, carrying one's diploma around (and you can't use it for ID, as far as I know) is of a high level of stupidity.

And if someone else was using it to implicate? Lacks all sorts of sense. Why not his birth certificate?

*grumble*

Anonymous said...

Kinds ups the value of a GED, dontcha think, when the proud bearer not only leaves it at the scene of the crime, but also doesn't manage to snag any cash...just a carton of cigarettes? Tooo funny!

Laura said...

I also love the part where they couldn't get into the atm, so they stole an empty cash drawer....

The Mother said...

The three liters of vodka were obviously the biggest tipoff.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was proud of his GED, like those Harvard guys who quickly tell you, unsolicited, where they went.

Sarah Glenn said...

A college man could have gotten into that ATM. :)

 
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