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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Do not try this at home
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- Annie's desk, July 13, 2011
- Ways you don't want your body found
- Let's hope she was adopted
- July 13
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- Huh?
- Rhyme and verse
- Dude, am I driving?
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- Dear Ms. Patient,
- Mary, give this man an appointment
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21 comments:
Probably a clogged artery due to all of the messican food.
Check Mate
Maybe he/she sat on a chess board?
checkmate
Maybe a chess piece was forcibly inserted where it doesn't belong?
I understand the pain chess can cause.
Actually, was the patient, by chance, deaf or hard of hearing? I ask only because my son is deaf and that is something he'd write.
"One Night in Bangkok" has that effect on me too.
LOL @ PA HONEYBEE!!!!
-Francine
Geeez, Li'l Azathoth, you're showing your age with that reference. ;) And since I know what you're talking about I'm showing my age, too!
The dumbing down of America.
Maybe they had been playing with Professor McGonagall's giant chess set...that would definitely cause pain.
Isn't that what Bobby Fisher had?
A headache from trying to figure out how to get out of a messed-up position, perhaps?
S/he's using the Ashkenazic pronunciation of chest.
Chess makes her brain hurt?
Someone's trying to rook the system.
KING ME!
wait, wrong game... sorry.
Topalov fan.
This reminds me of the time my patient wrote on his H&P form that he had his "vowel replaced"....I'm quite sure he meant valve
clearly it was an injury endured during a intense game of wizard chess.
probably ate a "toss salad." There is a sign for that posted in our cafeteria...do you want me to send you a photo?
Treatment: Tell patient to switch to backgammon.
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