Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Today's criminal tip

Okay, when committing a robbery, there are some things you shouldn't leave at the scene.

Like your diploma...
Posted by Grumpy, M.D. at 2:58 PM

8 comments:

Packer said...

The value of having a GED just took a shot.

July 19, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Loren Pechtel said...

Alternately, steal enemies' ID, commit another crime and leave the ID behind.

July 19, 2011 at 4:42 PM
D. said...

Unless he'd gotten it recently, carrying one's diploma around (and you can't use it for ID, as far as I know) is of a high level of stupidity.

And if someone else was using it to implicate? Lacks all sorts of sense. Why not his birth certificate?

*grumble*

July 19, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Anonymous said...

Kinds ups the value of a GED, dontcha think, when the proud bearer not only leaves it at the scene of the crime, but also doesn't manage to snag any cash...just a carton of cigarettes? Tooo funny!

July 19, 2011 at 8:13 PM
Laura said...

I also love the part where they couldn't get into the atm, so they stole an empty cash drawer....

July 19, 2011 at 9:14 PM
The Mother said...

The three liters of vodka were obviously the biggest tipoff.

July 19, 2011 at 9:24 PM
Anonymous said...

Maybe he was proud of his GED, like those Harvard guys who quickly tell you, unsolicited, where they went.

July 19, 2011 at 10:59 PM
Sarah Glenn said...

A college man could have gotten into that ATM. :)

July 20, 2011 at 9:19 AM

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