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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Weekend reruns
- Overheard at home
- Bad ways to meet girls
- Then why did you come here?
- Driver's Ed
- Checkmate!
- Neurology, 2011
- Do not try this at home
- Helpful
- Fun with drugs
- Sunday night. 11:35 p.m.
- Memories...
- Today, on the Travel Channel
- The joy of Wikipedia
- Friday afternoon whatever
- Urgent matters
- Balancing act
- High speed chase
- Guess again
- Maybe I should dress better
- Today's criminal tip
- Life in line
- That doesn't sound good
- Monday morning hospital rounds
- Sunday Reruns
- Random Saturday pictures
- Minor details
- Attention patients:
- Annie's desk, July 13, 2011
- Ways you don't want your body found
- Let's hope she was adopted
- July 13
- Public Service Announcement
- Lost in translation
- Huh?
- Rhyme and verse
- Dude, am I driving?
- Memories...
- Things that go BOOM!
- Pick-up lines from a pizza
- Concern
- "Hey! Let's get drunk, steal a gator, and go 4-whe...
- Random memories of Monday
- Dear Ms. Patient,
- Mary, give this man an appointment
- Show him the BaRF!
- July 4th history lesson
- New page announcement
- Sunday reruns
- Random pictures
- I stand corrected
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18 comments:
A .42, a .40, and a .29. Holy shit, that's some party. I wish I knew what mudbogging was, though.
the escaped/rescued alligator must have been driving.
I wish you would write a screenplay. You would have a hit series or movie!
"It looked so much easier on TV when Moe, Larry, and Curly did it..."
Hey, y'all, watch this...
Hey, you unsympathetic jerk, he was grieving real bad! So we shouldn't judge him for drinking a case of beer and stealing a dead animal!
Oh wait, yes we should. Carry on.
But getting drunk and going mudbogging WITHOUT a stuffed alligator would just be so...vulgar...
It's true - all the best stories start with 'Here, hold my [alcoholic] drink'
none of them...gator included....would pass a mental status exam!
these guys aren't exactly youngsters, either. they're gonna go from high blood alcohol levels and stupid stunts right through mild cognitive impairment and vascular dementia without a pause, at this rate! (assuming no accidental death, of course.)
Douglas Earl, John Earl, and Roy Allen.
You might be a redneck if....
OK, Dr G, here's your first problem: You assumed the nitwits who did this were actually "people".
Dr. G , speaking from the perspective of a 60 y. o. let me give you some understanding of people----BUCKET LIST.
Note the ages of the participants, it is the time of their lives when they begin to reflect on unaccomplished goals, and of course they are no longer chasing women as their youthful good looks , not to mention teeth, have gone away.
I suspect a lot of Mds get their patinets, with these two words: "Watch this"
mudbogging without a gator on your 4x4 would be like mudbogging without beer: pointless...
or as I like to call it, "Tuesdays"
...and they did not invite me? I must hang with the wrong crowd....
Story would have been much better if it was alive gator. Still, some some parts of my great state are like a world away. Sometimes for the better, other times for the worst.
My weekend plans seem so dull in comparison :(
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