Monday, July 18, 2011

That doesn't sound good

Mr. Reaper: "Everyone in my family who's died, died of stuff."

Dr. Grumpy: "Like what?"

Mr. Reaper: "Bad stuff. I mean, the kind people die from."

27 comments:

Government Funded Blogger said...

And here I thought it was the worst stuff that killed ya.

Thatgirl said...

As opposed to the not-bad stuff that people die from... Smothered by unicorn kisses and cuddled to death by puppies.

Li'l Azathoth said...

Every year, thousands of Americans die from stuff. Won't you make a difference by donating to the American Stuff Society? Together we can beat stuff.

Anonymous said...

He who dies with the most stuff, wins.

PA Honeybee said...

What a detailed answer! You must have learned a lot from that patient. What a dumb ass.

Packer said...

Sad story, hate it when stuff happens.

Anonymous said...

"And that's all my lawyer will let me say on the subject."

Loren Pechtel said...

Perhaps as opposed to things unrelated to health such as accidents?

Anonymous said...

He needs some better stuff.

Mockingbird said...

You mean like Apoplectammonia?
or kinda like Brokenatrialosis?

Mallory said...

....and everyone who hasn't died is still alive.

Solitary Diner said...

I pity the poor resident who says "The patient has a family medical history of stuff" on morning rounds.

pharmacy chick said...

Remind me not to stuff myself, didn't realize I could die from it.

Anonymous said...

"Needless to say, that's the last time I ever bought stuff from THAT dealer."

Anonymous said...

Isn't it nice when stuff works the way it's supposed to?

Anonymous said...

Actually, they all died of cardiac arrest.

Moose said...

I plan on dying from rainbows and sunshine and laughter.

Oh, wait, that's Kuru.

Anonymous said...

"I'm not really sure myself. Up until a couple of hours ago, I thought they'd all gone to live on a farm."

Anonymous said...

"And, in the case of my uncle's wife, golden retrievers."

Anonymous said...

"And, when I say 'my family,' I'm talking about the whole human race, 'cause we're all family."

Anonymous said...

"And I had them all stuffed."

Anonymous said...

"If you want more information, my buddy Jim Carroll wrote a song about it."

Anonymous said...

"Look, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to worry about this shit. You think my online Phil Collins discussion board runs itself?"

David said...

I hear spontaneous dentohydropulsion can be a killer, too. Just like uromysotysis.

Anonymous said...

They didn't die of old age, not after 1951 when coroners stopped listing it as a cause of death on death certificates. Discover Magazine said so.

Anonymous said...

Stuffylococcal infection?

Anonymous said...

Mr. Reaper and David both need to learn to be able to say "serious s**t" when thats what they mean.
Life and death are just so full of it, you know, dudes.

 
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