Mr. Bozo: "Yes, I need you to write a letter to the state, to get my 13 year old son a driver's license."
Dr. Grumpy: "The state driving age is 16, and your son isn't my patient."
Mr. Bozo: "I know, but you're treating my back pain, and when it really hurts I'm not comfortable driving. My son is the only one who's available."
Dr. Grumpy: "But he's not old enough to drive."
Mr. Bozo: "He drives those motor cart things all the time at the fun park. He does fine. Can't you just send the state a letter to get him a license?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I can't do that."
Mr. Bozo: "Why can't you be reasonable?"