Doctor Grumpy in the House: Pick-up lines from a pizza

Friday, July 8, 2011

Pick-up lines from a pizza

I'd like to thank Webhill for sending in this picture from a pizza place.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...: Looks like an artisinal pizza! Naplese water!; July 8, 2011 at 9:22 PM
Anonymous said...: But it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.; July 9, 2011 at 12:08 AM
Anonymous said...: And don't worry if you get a little red stuff around the corners of your mouth.; July 9, 2011 at 12:10 AM
Anonymous said...: Gives a whole new meaning to the term "pizza topping."; July 9, 2011 at 12:10 AM
Anonymous said...: Chuck E. Cheese sure has changed.; July 9, 2011 at 12:13 AM
Anonymous said...: For an extra dollar, they'll throw in a tossed salad.; July 9, 2011 at 12:42 AM
Anonymous said...: It's yeasty!; July 9, 2011 at 12:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Available with or without sausage.; July 9, 2011 at 12:46 AM
Anonymous said...: "And don't forget to share me with your friends."; July 9, 2011 at 1:33 AM
Anonymous said...: "You'll love the taste of anchovies."; July 9, 2011 at 1:35 AM
myoclonicjerk said...: Add a tossed salad on the side.; July 9, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Ben S said...: They put lava in their pizza?!; July 9, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Used to work for me. Then I married her.; July 10, 2011 at 10:20 PM
ronstew said...: I would eat there.; July 11, 2011 at 11:58 AM

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