Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Nurse Nightshift: "Yeah, I'm a nurse on the OB floor, and need to talk to you about a migraine patient."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"
Nurse nightshift: "Which medication do you recommend for migraine prevention?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, well there's several, I... Look, if the patient is pregnant, I try not to use them. Is this one of my patients?"
Nurse Nightshift: "Uh, no. I mean, not yet."
Dr. Grumpy: "So it's a new consult? What's her name, and what room is she in?"
Nurse nightshift: "Actually... It's me. I have migraines, and um, I, uh, guess I need to make an appointment."
Dr. Grumpy: "So there isn't a hospital case I need to be aware of?"
Nurse Nightshift: "No. Not really. Can I make an appointment to see you?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Call Mary in the morning. Good night."