Mr. Orchid: "My balls hurt. And my di..., um, penis, does, too."
Dr. Grumpy: "Have you seen a urologist?"
Mr. Orchid: "No. My internist told me to, but I was too embarrassed to call one. So I thought I'd start here."
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