Monday, May 24, 2010

Patient quote of the day

"My headaches only happen when I'm sleeping, and are gone before I wake up. I don't remember them, either. So when I wake up, I don't know if I had one or not."

18 comments:

ERP said...

Cured!!

Jackie said...

Sounds like you job is done then!

xx
Jaxs

evitafjord said...

How do you keep a straight face? Do you hide behind the chart while you laugh/roll your eyes?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Years of practice.

missaunt said...

Huh?

PHDnotMD said...

So exactly HOW does this patient know that he/she should be seeing you for headache treatment, then? Or, for that matter, if the therapy is working? "Huh?" is right...

donna said...

OMG!!! Where can I sign up for those
headaches!! Some people! Was she
referred to you by the men in white?

terri c said...

Is this patient looking for narcotics??? Heaven only KNOWS what dread conditions affect me in my sleep!

Kat's Kats said...

Do these headaches effect sleep?? If not, can I exchange mine for those??

Cal said...

For a short while I was sympathetic, but it was a very short while... I used to have headaches in my sleep, but they actually woke me up and were very real; This guy's , what a joke!

Li'l Azathoth said...

"I also generally don't know where I am, how I got there, or what kinds of fluids I'm covered with."

Anonymous said...

"But my wife keeps telling me, 'Not tonight, dear, you're going to have a headache.'"

Anonymous said...

Neuralgia on Elm Street.

Anonymous said...

"And my fortune teller told me to go buy a bunch of lottery tickets the morning after I have a headache, so it's really important that I know when I have one. The sooner I win the lottery, the sooner I'll be able to pay you for this appointment."

Anonymous said...

"By the way, does your wife also keep a woodworker's vise by the side of the bed?"

Anonymous said...

Wish I had those headaches.

Traveled this weekend and my son's girlfriend commented that I moan in my sleep sometimes. My son said, "Yeah, she does that a lot when she has a headache."

Unfortunately I still had it when I woke up and I remember it! Can you fix me like that???

donna said...

BTW: Does she think that there
will be a huge discount on your
fees if she does not actually
feel the headache, wake with headache or have all the drama of
trying to control said headaches?

B*tch!! What a waste of time! Did
she want the 'good' stuff for them?

WV: TORANI New migraine drug???
Maybe Toradol in new form for those that don't feel headaches.
Sorry again for this ... B*TCH!!!
A slap in the face today, woke up
felt migraine and have since since
then....RANT: B*TCH! B*TCH!! There
sorta better!! LOL! Ouch... : )

Claudia said...

Would you happen to be good-looking?

 
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