So I guess he doesn't take alphosphosperazam or atenanananol or white pills because the people who have those illnesses request those refills on our voice mail.
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11 comments:
Maybe he is adoptiated?
I wonder if they share a propensity for neologism?
"My cousin married a hereditarialist, and my aunt and uncle disowned her."
so does she move her right side normally?
So I guess he doesn't take alphosphosperazam or atenanananol or white pills because the people who have those illnesses request those refills on our voice mail.
expialidocious
that's about as bad as my boyfriend telling me he was "immunocatherized"...and that his NP told him he needed to take Midol...he meant Motrin
That's a perfect example of someone trying to sound smart and having it backfire completely.
Um, is that a real word? or did he mean Hereditarianism? ...and thanks for introducing me to Neologism!!
My funniest was the neuro ICU patient who wanted to refuse care & shouted "I know my prostitutional rights!!"
Maybe he is French. I'm one of them and we have pronouncialistic problems.
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