Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Come on, I hadn't even had a Diet Coke yet

While reviewing notes on patients coming in today, I discovered the following in a hospital discharge summary:

"The patient was seen by Dr. Grumpy. He was confused, incontinent, and hallucinating at the time."

15 comments:

Albinoblackbear said...

Brought me right back to high school.

(Minus the incontinent part).

Suzanne said...

OmG! That's hilarious!

Grumpy Geek Dad said...

*Laughs hard* Rough night on call was it?

Long time reader/fan, first time commenter, used to work in healthcare - keep up the good work, you never fail to brighten my day!

The Good Cook said...

And yet they still allow you to see patients.

Donkaloosa said...

So tell me, Grumpy, how long have you had these problems??? :-D

arzt4empfaenger said...

He hee! That is hilarious. Unintended humour is the best. :-)

The Mother said...

How DO you run a practice?

A Doc 2 Be said...

It Depends on the Exlax version :P

Anonymous said...

Bwhahaha! Dr stop self injecting diet coke!!!

terri c said...

You might need to see a neurologist.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Terri- I would, but I don't know any good ones.

Anonymous said...

So the patient was a hallucination?

Anonymous said...

impending evolution into a neurosurgeon

ERP said...

Wow, and the guy still gives you consults? You must be incredible.

Flavius said...

Dr. Grumpy only gets consults because he accepts HMOs. Now the secret's out.

Hilarious dangling participle, by the way :)

-Flavius

 
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