I guess you found out I treat her for headaches. I can't really talk to you directly, due to privacy issues, so please accept this as my answer:
Please DO NOT leave a message on my office voicemail saying that I need to work her up urgently for a brain tumor (you read about them in Reader's Digest) because she's been more forgetful and disorganized since having triplets 3 months ago.
It's not like you've been out here to visit in that time, either.
If you have even one kid someday, you'll understand. And when you do, multiply what it does to you by 3, then call me and Kris back to apologize.