Mrs. Dimwit: "No, the headaches are the same, but I haven't noticed any side effects."
Dr. Grumpy: "And let me check... You should be up to 2 pills, three times a day?"
Mrs. Dimwit: "No, I take 1 pill, once a day."
Dr. Grumpy: "Why didn't you increase the dose? I wrote out a schedule for you to do that."
Mrs. Dimwit: "I didn't think it would help, so I didn't bother."