Friday, March 19, 2010
Dear Drug Company,
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Thank you for running an ad campaign that helps dispel the myth that neurologists are eccentric and have no sense of modern fashion. We REALLY appreciate it.
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- My Reederz Rite
- Another fine patient quote
- Dear Mag Mutual Healthcare,
- Mary's Desk, March 30, 2010
- Early morning at the office
- Gee, thanks
- Dude, you're also a pig
- Dude, you're a pig
- Comedy on rounds
- Sunday morning rounds
- Career change time?
- On call. And they do call.
- Insanity
- Do you need a prescription for that?
- I'm going to change my undies now
- I'm not that crazy. Yet.
- Bon voyage
- Early Wednesday Rounds
- Foot, meet mouth
- Think green
- Wow! What a great policy!
- Monday afternoon
- Mary's Desk, March 22, 2010
- Sunday night, 7:45 p.m.
- This is Mrs. Grumpy
- Don't call us, we'll call you
- Dear Drug Company,
- Lying kid? Thermodynamic fail? All of the above?
- What the hell?
- Dear Fleet Enema Company,
- Skool Nerse Time
- March Madness starts tomorrow! Lets get snipped!
- Let me count
- Not hereditary
- It's covered by the HMO, I guess
- Who needs specifics?
- Hmmmm
- I'm not following this
- When dictation goes bad
- Sunday morning, 10:17 a.m.
- Saturday afternoon
- He's mad I tell you! Mad!
- March 13, 1918
- More from the Department of Contradiction
- BUSTED!!!
- I finally did it
- Thursday night, 8:47 p.m.
- Dear U.S. Census Department,
- Unpredictable
- Leave me out of it
- Things that make me grumpy
- Cookie reruns
- 20 Questions
- Kids today!
- More hairs fall out
- Sunday night, 7:45 p.m.
- Sunday weirdness
- Incongruity
- Saturday morning, 8:27 a.m.
- An opposing viewpoint
- Mary, bring me a sword
- Dear Dr. Staff,
- I am humbled
- Checkout time
- Annie's Desk, March 3, 2010
- Okay
- So there!
- I'll get you, my pretties! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Tuesday morning whatever
- Monday night, 7:05 p.m.
- Beating my head on the desk
- Yes, I'm juvenile
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29 comments:
What are you talking about, that dude is H-O-T.
I thought he was a patient.
Awwwwww, it's just that he's been working on it for sooooo looooong!!
All that's missing is the Tardis.
lol don't you just love drug companies?
Best line every from a drug rep
Jackie: We really appericate free samples for the pt's that we have that can't afford their medications.
Drug rep: But our medication is covered by insurance
Jackie: Not everyone has insurance
Drug rep: REALLY???
*headdesk*
I think he looks like Count Dracula.......the Christopher Lee version.
Isn't that guy the head of neurology at Miskatonic University Medical School?
It looks like an ad for a time travel movie, or a vampire movie. Wow...
That's truth in advertising, right there...
That's how I've always pictured you!
I think that the ad. company executive has been watching too many "People of Walmart." episodes or is trying to be the feature creature of the week.
Ooh, I thought it was Ian Holmes as Bilbo Baggins at first ... unfortunately, I was wrong.
Nice tie, tho- I can think of a couple neurologists who would work it nicely.
I see you dressed up nicely for your photos, Dr. Grumpy.
-Flavius
lmao. if i walked into a doctor's office for an appointment and he looked like that, i'd run away. FAST. amazing how they seem to think this *helps* get people in the door....
It's the eyebrow that really makes the look.
Truth in advertising from a drug company and you complain?
I'm with Anonymous at 7:09. Got to be Doctor Who!
Come on Grumpy, admit it, that's you isn't it?!?
Natty...very natty.
>:p
BTW, I haven't seen lambchop sideburns in awhile, either...except on Buffalo Bill and some bikers
WV: zolog...must be the name of that new drug!
That's beyond awesome! I always knew you neurologists were a hot bunch hiding under a cute nerdy exterior and this just confirms what I always knew!
Looks like the guy who delivered my first kid. Explains a lot about the kid, and the delivery.
Maybe it's Mr. Parkin or his son?
Is that a cravat? My neurologist doesn't wear a cravat. He does wear striped socks and Keens though.
Actually on closer inspection, he appears to be molding in place. I'd want to decon him with a 10% bleach solution before he got near me with the tuning forks.
yea will many people think that pharmacists are boring and have no personality either..
waaaait a minute..most of them dont! except me and a few other bloggers HAHAHAHAHA
Now I'm having flashbacks to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Hopalong Ginsberg
So now you're a model now, too?
@Anonymous: I had the same thought -- you beat me to it. I bet that guy has a real knack for accurate diagnosis. He just hops over to the future to see what happened to you long term, comes back and adjusts the diagnosis and treatment, etc. Can I be his patient? :)
You should dress like that. Patients will invariably believe anything you say.
I like that the audience has to be edited in.
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