Saturday, March 6, 2010
Saturday morning, 8:27 a.m.
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"Hey, someone told me to call and make an appointment? My friend Sandy said I should see Dr. Grumpy for the problem I'm having. Also, when you call back, could you please let me know what kind of doctor you are? Because if you're a psychiatrist I'm gonna beat the crap out of Sandy."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- My Reederz Rite
- Another fine patient quote
- Dear Mag Mutual Healthcare,
- Mary's Desk, March 30, 2010
- Early morning at the office
- Gee, thanks
- Dude, you're also a pig
- Dude, you're a pig
- Comedy on rounds
- Sunday morning rounds
- Career change time?
- On call. And they do call.
- Insanity
- Do you need a prescription for that?
- I'm going to change my undies now
- I'm not that crazy. Yet.
- Bon voyage
- Early Wednesday Rounds
- Foot, meet mouth
- Think green
- Wow! What a great policy!
- Monday afternoon
- Mary's Desk, March 22, 2010
- Sunday night, 7:45 p.m.
- This is Mrs. Grumpy
- Don't call us, we'll call you
- Dear Drug Company,
- Lying kid? Thermodynamic fail? All of the above?
- What the hell?
- Dear Fleet Enema Company,
- Skool Nerse Time
- March Madness starts tomorrow! Lets get snipped!
- Let me count
- Not hereditary
- It's covered by the HMO, I guess
- Who needs specifics?
- Hmmmm
- I'm not following this
- When dictation goes bad
- Sunday morning, 10:17 a.m.
- Saturday afternoon
- He's mad I tell you! Mad!
- March 13, 1918
- More from the Department of Contradiction
- BUSTED!!!
- I finally did it
- Thursday night, 8:47 p.m.
- Dear U.S. Census Department,
- Unpredictable
- Leave me out of it
- Things that make me grumpy
- Cookie reruns
- 20 Questions
- Kids today!
- More hairs fall out
- Sunday night, 7:45 p.m.
- Sunday weirdness
- Incongruity
- Saturday morning, 8:27 a.m.
- An opposing viewpoint
- Mary, bring me a sword
- Dear Dr. Staff,
- I am humbled
- Checkout time
- Annie's Desk, March 3, 2010
- Okay
- So there!
- I'll get you, my pretties! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Tuesday morning whatever
- Monday night, 7:05 p.m.
- Beating my head on the desk
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11 comments:
No, but you do see a number of possible psych patients. Does that count?
Does Sandy possess the medical knowledge of "This-type-of problem-requires-this-type-of-specialist?"
Was Dr Freud Grumpy?
Yikes!
Well, at least we know Sandy is safe :)
Well, I guess you know what the stakes are. Be careful if you discover the patient really NEEDS a psychiatrist! Too funny.
Better bring your sword to the appointment, just in case.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed Sandy and then take him for his walk."
If you don't have one, you may borrow one of mine.
Would it be mean to tell him you're a psychiatrist, just for fun? And to bring Sandy to the appointment?
-E
lmao, I love sandy...
Umm, Tarasoff rule???
Love your blog, keeps me in stitches!
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