Mr. Nike: "Umm... I like jogging."
Friday, March 26, 2010
Do you need a prescription for that?
Mr. Nike: "Umm... I like jogging."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take any other medications?"
Mr. Nike: "Umm... I like jogging."
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Mr. Nike: "Umm... I like jogging."
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
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Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
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Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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11 comments:
On some of the cycling sites I visit, I've seen serious discussions about whether the poster can get a script for a bike, so insurance will cover it. ummm...
wow, a new med! take a pill and jog without ever taking a step!
Maybe that's a code word he uses on the phone with his dealer:
"Hey, man, it's me. Can I have eight miles of jogging?"
"Sure, but the price has gone up. You're gonna have to drop and give me 50 push-ups each."
"Damn, that's a lot of push-ups."
"Times are tough. It's harder and harder to stay fit these days. You want to jog, you gotta do more push-ups."
"All right, see you at the gym in ten."
Exercise is like a drug. Those runner's highs are so addicting.
Woo, another member for the non-sequitur society. Our Motto Is: We don't have regular meetings, but isn't blue a nice color?
I'll drop off an application for him right after stir the pot until the noodles are coated.
Running works as anger management and an anti depressant for me. And it keeps me from needing lipo or the lap band...
It's got to count for something!
I run. The endorphins released during a long run does incredible things for all my aches & pain. My stiff shoulders & that irritating dull pain at my lower back would remind me it's time to lace-up & pound the asphalt! Only problem is my knee...
Sue
Well I think "enjoying jogging" might be an indicator for a prescription--it would be for me!
Was your patient Happy Hospitalist?
Maybe you mumble. Need a speech eval?
Welcome to my world Dr. Grumpy! LOL.
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