Mr. Thebaine: "My life is a never-ending orgy of pain and misery."
Friday, June 13, 2014
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Mr. Thebaine: "My life is a never-ending orgy of pain and misery."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Hello, sir, I'm Dr. Grumpy. Have a seat... so what can I do for you?"
Mr. Thebaine: "My life is a never-ending orgy of pain and misery."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Mr. Thebaine: "My life is a never-ending orgy of pain and misery."
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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13 comments:
So is mine, sir. So is mine.
Officer Cynical - the story was cute, and I chuckled. Your comment, however, made me snort my skinny caramel mocha out my nose. Welll played, sir.
I already like him.
Ditto tbunni @ Off. Cynical!!
LOVE the name!
"And not in a good way."
Grumpy, you just outed yourself. Until now I had my suspicions that you were my neurologist, your recital of our last conversation clinches it.
OMG, LOL hilarious. Sadly though, having a totally untreatable neurological condition, I can relate. We're still in the first century when it comes to neurology. This was still crazy funny though.
Oh, you've met my stepfather-in-law!
You had me at orgy.
My inner copyeditor underlines the word "orgy" and notes, "Word choice?"
I must be missing some background. I totally do not get this thread. ???
With a dash of dramatics thrown in, apparently.
I'm telling this to my psychiatrist next time I have an exacerbation of my depression!
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