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Monday, June 23, 2014
Senior citizens behaving badly
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A "Neurology Update" sent out recently by MDlinx. Hazards of leaving the "T" out...
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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10 comments:
Oh sure...another "fat chick" attack!
Maybe the senile old dudes like em curvy?
Also, shouldn't that be "BMW?"
Our new slogan is, "Why wait till you arrive at your destination to get the party started?"
Ah, the old "Twinkie defense."
So, whether it's morality or mortality, patient with dementia should not have a BMI!
Sheesh! Patients with morals, what will you come up with next, Dr. Grumpy!
Can demented patients actually BE immoral?
How so? The lesser the BMI, the lesser the morals? Er. I mean, smaller BMI, greater chance of death? I thought the chances were 100% that we'd all die sometime? Is it that dementia is associated with less BMI?
That's kind of like when the Catholic priests found out that the original biblical manuscripts had left the "r" out of celebrate ...
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