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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Negotiations
- Dear Groupon,
- Lions and peacocks and needles OH MY!
- FORE!
- Memorial Day reruns
- Random Sunday pictures
- Memories...
- Eloquence
- Some things just go great together
- The bag lady
- Huh?
- Zoo. To go.
- Monday with Mary's voice mail
- We're talking serious Haldol. And 4-point leathers
- More hairs leap off
- Irony
- Saturday
- Mary's Desk
- Thursday evening rambling
- Wednesday night, 11:23 p.m.
- Speeding. Drunk Driving. Racing through a construc...
- Huh?
- Great patient moments
- Pay-up!
- Holy interpreter, Batman!
- Weekend reruns
- Found at a freakin' dollar store!
- Memories...
- Descriptive speech
- AYFKM
- Driving home from school
- Oh, I think you do
- Yogurt. And nuts.
- Weekend reruns, part 2
- Weekend reruns, part 1
- Thursday afternoon
- Computers: letting you practice without a brain
- Great names
- Have you considered earplugs?
- Today's lesson: Never leave the patient alone.
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7 comments:
Drunkhausen Syndrome
wadda you think I'm doing? next level is hitting a wall with the head.
OH NO! BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THAT BE?!?
Doghouse bar serves food ?
Yum
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus.
--Queen Anne's Lace
How dare they arrest our beloved
Doctor Doextremelylittle! Don't they know that:
f we could talk to the animals, learn their languages
Think of all the things we could discuss
If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals,
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals,
And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us.
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
or, better, from the late, great, Gilda Radner:
A rooster says good morning with a cock-a-doodle-doo
A horse's neigh is just its way of saying "how are you?"
A lion growls "Hello" and owls asks "Why" and "Where" and "Who?"
May I suggest you get undressed and show them your wazoo?
The animals, the animals, let's talk dirty to the animals
F*ck you, Mr Bunny
Eat sh*t, Mr Bear
If they don't love it they can shove it
Frankly I don't care
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKxjBsO-Bvk
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