Doctor Grumpy in the House: Dear Groupon,

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Dear Groupon,

1. You need to retake biology. Either that or you've been watching too much daytime TV.

2. Generally emails selling a "meat package" get filtered out as spam. At least on my computer.

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Thank you, Brittany, for sending this in!

7 comments:

secretsofawannabehousewife said...: SO glad I wasn't the only person disturbed by that email.; May 30, 2012 at 8:44 PM
Kevin Tan said...: Thomas Beatie?; May 30, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Jillian said...: Haha - glad I wasn't the only one. :); May 30, 2012 at 9:55 PM
Anonymous said...: "For the man who gave birth to you!"; May 31, 2012 at 12:36 AM
Andy Syms said...: But don't forget that the reusable containers are reuseable (sic).; May 31, 2012 at 3:49 AM
Amanda said...: I just read this buzzfeed before I read your RSS...and my brain had a hard time accepting the two photos weren't in the same post:
It's not a tumah!; May 31, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Anna Geletka said...: Groupon always has silly stuff like this. They used to get me all the time until I realized that they were all jokes. :); May 31, 2012 at 9:07 PM

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