Saturday, May 12, 2012

Found at a freakin' dollar store!

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These are glorified RUBBER BANDS! Yet, somehow, they got labeled as both "limited edition" and "artisan."

What the hell?



























Thank you, Marie!

12 comments:

bobbie said...

And why 17 of them?? Seems rather odd...

Liz said...

as a girl, i think that's a fairly decent deal. in fact, whenever i wear my hair in a pony-tail, i feel sort of artisinal, too.

The Angry Medic said...

OH SNAP!

(SeewhatIdidthere? Please tell me you saw what I did there. It ain't just me, is it? I'll, uh, I'll go take my olanzapine now.)

Anonymous said...

@Angry Medic

Yes, we see what you did. XD

And I'd buy those. Not for the fine artisan craftsmanship of rubber, but for the SPARKLY!!!!! Very nice!

Loren Pechtel said...

This one is going to be awfully hard to top.

Ajax said...

Hey they could've been hand-made by some 6 year old in China.

Steeny Lou said...

Snappy comeback.

Happy Vegemite said...

Maybe they are artisanalts because of a 'secret' ingredient like used condoms? http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/hairband.asp

Anonymous said...

Very limmited edition of 1,700 million. But we will make more if these sell out.

BeadHappy said...

My boyfriend bought artisanal hotdog buns today.

Nurse2125 said...

It says there is 17. But I counted more than that... it could just be the nyquill talking...

Kandee said...

Long time reader here, but this reminds me of this clip I saw on The Daily Show with Lewis Black ranting on "artisanal" bagels and the abuse of the word artisan haha

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-may-1-2012/back-in-black---artisanal-foods

 
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