How dare they arrest our beloved Doctor Doextremelylittle! Don't they know that: f we could talk to the animals, learn their languages Think of all the things we could discuss If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals, And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us.
A rooster says good morning with a cock-a-doodle-doo A horse's neigh is just its way of saying "how are you?" A lion growls "Hello" and owls asks "Why" and "Where" and "Who?" May I suggest you get undressed and show them your wazoo?
The animals, the animals, let's talk dirty to the animals F*ck you, Mr Bunny Eat sh*t, Mr Bear If they don't love it they can shove it Frankly I don't care
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7 comments:
Drunkhausen Syndrome
wadda you think I'm doing? next level is hitting a wall with the head.
OH NO! BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THAT BE?!?
Doghouse bar serves food ?
Yum
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus.
--Queen Anne's Lace
How dare they arrest our beloved
Doctor Doextremelylittle! Don't they know that:
f we could talk to the animals, learn their languages
Think of all the things we could discuss
If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals,
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals,
And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us.
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
or, better, from the late, great, Gilda Radner:
A rooster says good morning with a cock-a-doodle-doo
A horse's neigh is just its way of saying "how are you?"
A lion growls "Hello" and owls asks "Why" and "Where" and "Who?"
May I suggest you get undressed and show them your wazoo?
The animals, the animals, let's talk dirty to the animals
F*ck you, Mr Bunny
Eat sh*t, Mr Bear
If they don't love it they can shove it
Frankly I don't care
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKxjBsO-Bvk
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